What I would do if I was a billionare.

Okay I’ve always had this crazy dream of what I would do if I was a eccentric billionare. I would first have a castle built. Then have a moat put in around my castle equipped with alligators. Ofcourse I must have a drawbridge, but only I allow who enters. I would work out an off the record deal with the local coroners office so my alligators only eat humans that way their more dangerous to cross. I would have a black knight roam the inside perimeter just to make certain that if you do make it across you would have to deal with him. Oh & for some reason I haven’t come up with yet, he would be pissed all the time. I would hold gladiator tournaments inside the castle walls in a colloseum type area. Ofcourse you would have to sign a wavier saying I am not liable for any harm that may befall you. Parties would take place but only people I want could come in. You would have to announce yourselves to the black knight from across the moat then he would alert me, which then I would stand atop one of the castle walls and yay or nay you. The parties would be very, how do I say, orgy affiliated lol. Alot of sex would take place. I am ofcourse the king of this castle so I get first dibs on anything or anyone I choose. I wouldn’t be tyrannical because you would know all this was to take place before you arrived. So really by attending you know that sleeping with me or multiple partners is a voluntary act on your part. Eventually I might grow a long white whiskey beard, complete with like a wizards outfitt for some reason. So yeah that’s pretty much what I’d do if I was a billionare.